People in National Capital started suffering from major health-related issues and respiratory diseases from last 3 days. The reason being excess Pollution and smog with almost zero visibility took over surroundings of Delhi. State governments are fighting over pity issues on Twitter. In a major move, Delhi government via its troll chief minister Arvind Kejriwal started tweeting to Punjab and Haryana Chief ministers over stubble burning.
Delhi chief minister Shri Arvind Kejriwal also wrote some letters seeking appointment for a meeting, In Answer Punjab Chief Minister Capt. Amrindar Singh refused any support and said only center can solve this issue and started blame games on Twitter.
On the other hand, Haryana Government booked over thousand Farmers for Stubble burning in the state. According to Environment department, Haryana government “Fines will be imposed” on Farmers who are indulging in stubble burning. 454 Farmers were already charged a fine of rupees 12 Lakh.
Seeing this critical situation where no one is ready to come forward for help or even discussing the issue, Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal decided to use brahmastra. According to Delhi government sources, Aam Aadmi party leader Shri Ashutosh Ji would be given charges of Environment protection and handling pollution level in Delhi.
Alarming Pollution level in Delhi will be controlled within 24 hours claims Arvind Kejriwal, In Answer to a question, he said AAP Leader Ashutosh is equipped with some rare qualities like Sucking smoke, Repel Dust and Attract good Oxygen. Delhi chief minister Arvind Kejriwal also claimed that AAP Leader Ashutosh can be used as Vacuum in Emergency like situations.
Along with Shri Ashutosh Ji, Some rules and Regulations like Prime-Compound on odd days and Whole-Natural on even days will be implemented with immediate effect. In Order to curb Excess smog from Delhi Environment, Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal said: He will cough in Reverse Mode and blame Modi for degrading Economy.
We, Delhi people can only hope for good!
~Satire by @Vishal Kaushik